It seems her grandfather won the Nobel Prize in Chemistry!
As one Redditor commented, perhaps her punishment should be bringing her grandpa to class one day!
Try to beat that the next time your child doesn't get to his or her homework!
I asked where he had kept the folder with the original cursive.
He said it was fine three days ago, but that he’d left in in the car for the past three days.
Then choose a word from the green triangle, like DOG and do the same Finally, choose a shape, like the circle, and pull back the paper to complete your excuse. If you've followed the folds, you can now write onto your generator.
The funniest homework excuse generators should have an adjective (describing word) for the outside squares, a noun (person, place, or thing) for the diagonal triangles, and the excuse written on the middle sections.
I’m working on American-style handwriting with a Middle Eastern high school student who is planning to go to university in the United States.
For recent homework, I’ve been giving him pre-written cursive samples to practice copying from.
If you’re a teacher then there’s a good chance you’ve already heard just about every excuse in the book for why a student didn’t turn in their homework.
To hear students tell it, you’d think their dog has a ravenous appetite for pressed wood pulp and graphite and their constantly crashing hard-drive must be some sort of 1980’s-era audio cassette drive from Radio Shack.